Puns on Demand - the web's ONLY custom joke and slogan service

RSS feed: (Click here for subscription instructions)
PunGents seal of quality

Demand a Pun!

  1. YOU demand puns. WE supply them!
  2. See our most recent requests below.
  3. When you're ready, fill out the pun request form
Google
Web pungents.com
1/08/2010

CAN'T HARDLY WEIGHT

Dear Pun Gents, I'm emceeing a wedding and looking for some puns. Groom used to be into weightlifting and also works for an insurance company. ~Gary, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. He'll get use to waits for the bathroom.
  2. He seems very claim and collected today.
  3. Before he met her, he pumped a lot of Irene.
  4. He doesn't know squat about marriage.

 Demand your pun now
Site contents ©2004-2008 The Pun Gents. All Lefts Reserved. Home.