Dear Pun Gents, I have a picture of my mom wearing a turkey hat. I would like a pun that describes her life, but has to do with turkeys. ~Harrison, North Brunswick

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. She wattles when she walks.
2. She's got the right stuffing!
3. She always listened to Charlie 'Bird' Parker
4. She was blessed by Gobble Almighty!