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1/21/2010

WAIT... BEER ME OUT!

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun to ask a friend to buy beer or alcohol. ~Joey, Redlands, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
  1. Ale be forever grateful.
  2. Don't make me go boozerk.
  3. Wine not?
  4. Vodka I do for you?
  5. It's not going tequila-ya
  6. Can I ask you a martini tiny favour?

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