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1/21/2010

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Dear Pun Gents, I'm wanting a Valentine's Day pun based around the themes weight loss / gym / love handles / exercise / etc. ~Lach, Brisbane, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
  1. Sexercise?
  2. Lose 214 pounds for Valentine's Day
    OR
  3. Give her 214 pounds. Watch the V.D!
  4. I can't weight for Valentine's
  5. You be fit me
  6. Love. Handle it.

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