Dear Pun Gents, I am in a curling bonspiel called the 'BUMspiel' - BUMS stands for Berseker Urban Motorcycle Squad. I need a team name with curling and bums. Or just some original curling names for 4 people thrown together to curl. ~Shelley, Calgary, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Ass-assins with Rocks
   
2. Bumsweepers
3. Crack Squad
4. The Icy Receptionists
5. Skip to the Loo
6. We'll Skip Rinks Around You