NED: Hear about my friend Stan, who had his penis cut off by his wife? ED: Really! She must have been sent to prison. NED: No, I’m afraid she was let off. ED: Really. Why? NED: Because – the judge ruled there was only <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumstantial_evidence">circumcise-Stan-genital evidence!</a></strong>