When God made the solar system, how did He planet?
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religion
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Is the overuse of prescription drugs leading to the End of the World?
Yes, Pharmageddon aka the Apothecalypse.
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Studying quantum physics is so mysterious the physicists are like a religious brotherhood; in fact they must take a vow of science.
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The use of smoke in the papal selection proves the Church has a sense of fumer.
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Are firefighters members of the Church of Ladder-Day Saints?
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Why do monks make good mobile phone salesmen?
Because they can cell a bit.
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Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.
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I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
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Haitians—Hoodoo they think they are?
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The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”