Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
Pun of the Day
This must be a joke: the Canadian dollar is at parody.
Pun of the Day
At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
Pun of the Day
With the high cost of hair-loss treatments, it’s not just hairlines that are receipting.
Pun of the Day
I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
Pun of the Day
Being poor is absolutely no fund at all.
Pun of the Day
Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem.
Pun of the Day
I’m an investor in mashed potatoes. I receive lump some payments.
Pun of the Day
Divorce is measured by the ex-change rate.