The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
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The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”
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What the shoe company said to the Three’s Company actress who wanted to run a marathon: “Joyce De Witt.”
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Mafiosos who mock their friends are apt to dis a peer.
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I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.
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Sleep? There’s a nap for that.
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Remember when the CEO of Microsoft freaked out on stage, like an insane monkey? Two words: The BaboonaBallmer
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The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.
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Geometer punks love graph-iti.
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The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.