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Pun of the Day

10/11/2026 · No comments

The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”

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(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/29/2026 · No comments

What the shoe company said to the Three’s Company actress who wanted to run a marathon: “Joyce De Witt.”

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/02/2026 · No comments

Mafiosos who mock their friends are apt to dis a peer.

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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/11/2026 · No comments

I find teen vampire dramas have badly written, acne’d plots.

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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/28/2026 · No comments

Sleep? There’s a nap for that.

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(19 votes, average: 4.79 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/20/2026 · No comments

Remember when the CEO of Microsoft freaked out on stage, like an insane monkey? Two words: The BaboonaBallmer

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/24/2026 · No comments

The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.

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(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/15/2026 · No comments

Jedi Luke Skywalker aka a Sham Hand Witch?

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(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/29/2026 · No comments

Geometer punks love graph-iti.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/20/2026 · No comments

The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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