When Jesus was on Earth, the winters were very cold. Luckily he had his 12 apopsicles.
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If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?
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To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
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The fourth Wise Man gave the baby Jesus a photo of Alfred E Neuman. It was known as the Gift of the Mad Guy.
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Jesus teaching his Father how to use a computer mouse: “Jehovah the cursor over the icon!”
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Nobody ever talks about the Fourth Wise Man, who arrived late and gave Jesus the same gift as the last guy, to myrrh-myrrhs of disapproval.
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Our Asian friend Mr. Nguyen is unimpressed by our Jesus puns. I guess we’re bore Nguyen Christians.
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No room in the inn? Take it like a manger!
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At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
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Jesus rose again, on Yeaster Sunday. He died ferment, but truly He is the leaven Lord.