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Pun of the Day

10/21/2026 · No comments

Those with vitiligo can still have careers as supermottles.

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Pun of the Day

10/10/2026 · No comments

Bored? Try dissecting a testicle. You’ll halve a ball.

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(8 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/10/2026 · No comments

Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.

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(15 votes, average: 4.80 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/05/2026 · No comments

I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.

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(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/27/2026 · No comments

The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/27/2026 · No comments

I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recentĀ in-vent shin.

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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/26/2026 · 1 comment

Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anatomy, childbirth, water 1 Comment
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Pun of the Day

09/10/2026 · 1 comment

I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anatomy, business, not for profits, religion, testicles 1 Comment
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/06/2026 · 1 comment

I saw some large proboscises in Baghdad. It gave me Iraq nose phobia.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anatomy, arachnophobia, big noses, iraq, phobias 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/29/2026 · No comments

Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.

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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)
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