Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.
Pun of the Day
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Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.
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I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
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The heart surgeon was also a talented ventricle ist.
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I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recentĀ in-vent shin.
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Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.
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I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
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I saw some large proboscises in Baghdad. It gave me Iraq nose phobia.
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Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.
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My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
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If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?