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Pun of the Day

09/26/2026 · 1 comment

Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.

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Pun of the Day

07/07/2026 · No comments

Do most women wanna get pregnant?

Ovulously.

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Pun of the Day

01/22/2026 · No comments

Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.

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Pun of the Day

12/15/2024 · No comments

Birthquake: a woman going into labour.

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Pun of the Day

11/11/2024 · No comments

Procreation is crazy, aka a zygotic episode.

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Pun of the Day

07/04/2024 · No comments

Why must fraternal twins have separate fathers?

Because – it’s a case of polygamete.

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Pun of the Day

06/28/2024 · No comments

I learned to canoe i-nu-tero.

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Pun of the Day

04/17/2024 · No comments

Childbirth is a broodal experience.

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