Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Bacon is good for you. Those who eat a lot of it are the pig chewer of health.
Pun of the Day
There are no good puns about pasta, other thanĀ a fusilli remarks.
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When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
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Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.
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Lindt has a new chocolate ball; they call them Cocoanuts.
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Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.
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I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
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Lettuce hope that when vegetables attack, it won’t be a large kale invasion.
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Consuming tree foliage can a leafy ate digestive problems.
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I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.