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Pun of the Day

09/02/2026 · No comments

Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/31/2026 · No comments

Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I go watch German acrobats. That turns my frau upside down.

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(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/18/2026 · No comments

I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags food, hoarders, hors d'oeuvres, psychological disorders, psychology Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/27/2026 · No comments

Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags christmas, holidays, psychological disorders, santa Leave a comment
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/21/2026 · No comments

What is the best tool for treating ADD?

A short attention spanner.

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Pun of the Day

07/13/2026 · 1 comment

Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags amputees, anatomy, kleptomania, psychological disorders 1 Comment
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/11/2026 · No comments

During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags history, psychological disorders, the workplace, transportation Leave a comment
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/01/2026 · No comments

The fear of footnotes: aka appendix-cite-is.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/18/2026 · No comments

There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.

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(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/07/2026 · No comments

The two clean freaks had a sorted relationship.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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