Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Delusions of obesity? You might be a hippochondriac.
Pun of the Day
Whenever I’m feeling depressed, I go watch German acrobats. That turns my frau upside down.
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I compulsively collect appetizers. I’m a bit of a hors d’oeuvre.
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Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
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What is the best tool for treating ADD?
A short attention spanner.
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Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
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During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
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The fear of footnotes: aka appendix-cite-is.
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There is one TV psychologist who is a compulsive over-eater. They call him Doctor Fill My Craw.
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The two clean freaks had a sorted relationship.