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Pun of the Day
The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
Pun of the Day
My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.
Pun of the Day
My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive!
Pun of the Day
When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
Pun of the Day
Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
Pun of the Day
To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.
Pun of the Day
Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
Pun of the Day
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
Pun of the Day
My friend is a fighter pilot, and he’s into mach-making. He can introduce you to several G’s.