David Duchovny couldn’t get over his old girlfriend. He was an ex-phile.
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My athlete wife won an Olympic gold even while I was cheating on her. I told her, “Quit medalling in my affairs!”
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You’re lucky if the composer of the Hungarian Rhapsody makes your acquaintance – you can add him to your Franz Liszt!
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I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
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I resent my parents’ constant suggestions. They make me feel like should.
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Whirled Cup is what happens when my wife gets mad at me.
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My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
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The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.
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My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.