I flew all the way to Lima just to see an orthodontist. You might accuse me of acting in Peru dentally.
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I came up a with a new toothbrush. So I tried to fund it on Kicks Tartar.
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I told my oral hygiene professional that I wash my mouth with plaque. He looked at me like I was dentally retartared.
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I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?“
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I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
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The government is announcing plans to distribute mouthguards to the general population, to increase jaw security and aid the dentally retarded. Contracts will be awarded to the lowest biter.
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How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.
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Dentists aren’t perfect; they are not without their floss.
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It was my first time opening my mouth that wide, but he promised he’d be dental.
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Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, called The Plaque Hole.