When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!”
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Hideous mutants rarely eat together. There is no such thing as a freak lunch.
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You can always tell an ogre by the loud shreking noise.
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Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
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When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
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Does the Bride of Frankenstein have to deal with monstruation?
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Did Count Dracula purchase his castle legally?
No – as a vampire, he was undeed.
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The king who was usurped by a werewolf was definitely throne for a lupus.
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Horror movies make me screamish.
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What do vegetarian zombies scream for?
“GRAINS!”