When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
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Safety advice from Dante? When entering the Inferno, wear a helmet.
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Do souls in the underworld dial using Ba’al Hellephone?
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For her role in kidnapping the 101 spotted dogs, Cruella De Ville was sentenced to the fires of eternal dalmation.
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Even after Hell was incorporated, Satan retained soul ownership.
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With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.
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How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
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People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.
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How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”