When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
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When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
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Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great De-Siever.
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With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.
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How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
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Social activists in Hell are pressuring Satan to resign, after he was accused of Hades speech.