NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!
Pun of the Day
social justice
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Activists are protesting in the North Pole against Santa Claus. Specifically, his use of reindeer as sleigh labour.
Pun of the Day
Which toy company believes in affirmative action?
Hasbro.
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Homeless men in New England are standing in line – it’s Soup Bowl Sunday!
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Frittata: food for a ‘bare breasts’ advocate.
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Candy factories rely on sweet shop labour.
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Mobile technology has not freed mankind from slavery. This, despite the promise of the self-own.
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I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
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Puns about feminism are a setback for women’s glib.
Pun of the Day
I eat pie and it makes me sick. I’m a member of the Flu Flux Flan.