Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.
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probstitutes and parnography
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There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
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Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
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You know something’s wrong when you’re on a porno set and you hear ‘teste, teste, 1,2,3‘
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The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
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As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.
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Fish porn? Deep Trout.
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I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
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I’d sell my body for some whores d’oeuvres.
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Porn stars have a social conscience too – in fact, many of them are mouthpieces for Am Nasty International. However, despite their best efforts, millions remain in bondage.