Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
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the weather
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There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
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With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
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NED: It’s raining spiders!
ED: Oh no.
NED: It’s a tarantula downpour!
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Never ride your bike by yourself in a coastal region during cycle-alone season.
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Why could Frosty the Snowman see everything?
Because he had ice in the back of his head!
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Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:
- CherSnowbyl
- Apocalypse Snow
- Snowsama bin Laden
- snOMG
- Snowtorious BIG
- Blizzy Smalls
- Queen EBlizzardbeth
- SuperSnowva
- Snovacaine
- Snow J
- Snowlocaust
- Warning: This Weather Features Graphic Snowdity and Adult SituaFlaketions
- Help Me, Snowbi Wan!
- Snow Country for Old Men
- Great Squall of China
*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals
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Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.
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What did Fog say to Mrs. Fog?
“I’ve mist you!”
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If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.