Hunched over on your e-bike? You look like Quasi moto!
Pun of the Day
literature
Pun of the Day
NED: I refuse to write poetry about pigs’ knees.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: It’s against my religion. I don’t do pigs’ knees. Is that controversial?
ED: Well, you sure have a hardline stanza on a boar shin!
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Which famous playwright made fruit smoothies?
Shakes pear.
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Nietzsche joined Facebook, and Thus Poked Zarathustra.
Pun of the Day
What do pickpockets and political writers have in common?
One is pursecuted, the other is prose-cuted.
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Shakespeare tried to get into acting school, but he was bard.
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Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
Pun of the Day
Jane Austen was a fan of online enumeration. Just look at her book, Census and Sensible-IT.
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I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
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This week’s hot lit pick: Maybe Dick by Her/Man Melville, with famous opening line “Call me shemale.”