I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.
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philosophy
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Nietzsche joined Facebook, and Thus Poked Zarathustra.
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German intellectuals have often been accused of taking Goethe hormones.
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An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.
Blast from the past: Greek fraternity puns (and some cute little weird kids)!
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Does the Czech capital embrace ideology?
Not at all – it’s a Prague-matic town.
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When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”
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An existentialist’s biggest fear: a swarm of be.
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Is it true Aristotle invented the sperm bank? No, but he did popularize the silo jism.
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Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.