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Pun of the Day

10/22/2026 · No comments

Ancient Greek politicians always blamed the Medea.

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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/10/2026 · No comments

Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”

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(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/06/2026

Why does Greek epic poetry put you to sleep? Because it’s based on the snoral tradition.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags ancient greece, epic poetry, iliad, odyssey, poems, poetry, sleep, snoring
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/16/2025 · 1 comment

The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags ancient greece, athens, birds, chickens, random, social media, twitter 1 Comment
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/10/2025 · No comments

Which Greek philosopher had a boob job? Epictetus.

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(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/21/2024 · No comments

The ancient Greek phallus o’ furs never shaved.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/12/2024 · No comments

How to remember Greek mythological trivia: use Agamemnemonics.

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(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/19/2024 · 1 comment

Which Greek philosopher was great at football?

Soccerates [or was it Peléto?].

Categories Pun of the Day Tags ancient greece, philosophy, sports 1 Comment
(7 votes, average: 3.14 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/19/2023 · No comments

Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags ancient greece, chex, history, philosopher, plato Leave a comment
(8 votes, average: 3.13 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/22/2023

When should you buy Ancient Greek stocks? In a Boule market

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags ancient greece, boule, stock market
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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