They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
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poo jokes
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When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
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You might get constipated if you sit too long on a bar stool.
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Dirty diapers bring good luck. So always wish upon ass tar.
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When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
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Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
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It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
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The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
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When the President called one of his opponents a “flaming bag of feces” it set off a poo lit ical firestorm.
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Taking a dump in the foyer – now that’s a hall-mark moment.