The most huggable sea creature is the cuttlefish.
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The most huggable sea creature is the cuttlefish.
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I popped eight pimples. It was an act o’ pus. I’d rather have ten tickles.
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I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.
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Things get tense on a submarine. They often come to belows.
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During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
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The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.
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The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
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You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
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The French don’t like eating raw fish – they’re afraid of food poissoning.
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Shortest distance between two points on the river Nile is a hippopotamus.