Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
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My mollusk-weighing technology has met with grade a clam. So take that mother shuckers!
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The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.
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King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.
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Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.
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When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.
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NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!
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If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!