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Pun of the Day

01/09/2023 · No comments

Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/24/2022 · No comments

Puns about fish are pirhanomasia.

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/08/2022 · No comments

My mollusk-weighing technology has met with grade a clam. So take that mother shuckers!

Categories Pun of the Day Tags sea creatures, technology, under the sea Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/01/2022 · No comments

The one that got away aka a small-mouthed bastard.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cuss words, fish, fishing, sports, under the sea Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/19/2021 · 1 comment

King Neptune never learned to ride a pike.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags fish, myth and legend, under the sea 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/11/2021 · 1 comment

Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags crustaceans, puns about puns, under the sea 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/15/2020 · 1 comment

When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags france, history, napoleon, transportation, under the sea, war 1 Comment
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/23/2019 · No comments

NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!

Categories Pun of the Day Tags Ned and Ed, poo jokes, under the sea Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/30/2010 · 1 comment

If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!

Categories Pun of the Day Tags horror, monsters, mythology, under the sea 1 Comment
(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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