The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
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war
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When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
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If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.
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If you look at these digital photos of the wounded soldier up close, it looks like he was shot by a Canon.
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One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
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Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
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I met a homeless prostitute during WWI. She was known as The Grate Whore.
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What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
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To kill all the cows, you need moo clear weapons.
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Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.