What describes Assad as ruler? A potent hate.
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war
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Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
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World War II military parades tended to marchin’ allies the participants.
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Hey soldier, how did you lose your hands? “Nay palm.“
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There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
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When you join the military, they light your bum on fire as part of the ass-immolation process.
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They make tiny submersibles these days that are smaller than a mouse. They’re known as submurines.
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When was the yoyo originally used in combat?
During the First Whirled War.
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To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
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The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.