Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
Pun of the Day
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Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.
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Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.
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President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.
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How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuingĀ an eggs-accretive order.
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When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.
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Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.
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To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
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Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.
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I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.