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Pun of the Day

10/01/2026 · No comments

Trump wants to deport Mexicans. He’s going to rename the Sunshine State: aka Cull a foreigner.

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(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/12/2026 · No comments

Trump’s trying to force a new one-sided trade deal on Canada and Mexico, aka HAFTA.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/23/2026 · No comments

President Ford wanted to go to China, but was accused of political Gerry Mandarin.

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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/10/2025 · No comments

How does President Trump hunt for Easter surprises? By issuingĀ an eggs-accretive order.

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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/03/2025 · No comments

When Obama makes decisions he is unduly influenced by his Boehner.

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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/08/2025 · No comments

Social network for dead presidents: Lincoln.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags abraham lincoln, american presidents, dead presidents, historical figures, linkedin, social networks, USA, world leaders Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/22/2025 · No comments

To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.

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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/18/2025 · No comments

Trump isn’t a politician. He’s appallitician.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/02/2025 · No comments

I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/10/2025 · No comments

OH NO!

Categories Pun of the Day Tags cheers, cliff clavin, current events, economy, politics, USA Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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