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Pun of the Day

10/10/2026 · No comments

When Jean-Luc orders Earl Grey he does it with certain tea.

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Pun of the Day

08/03/2026 · No comments

If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.

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Pun of the Day

02/02/2026 · No comments

Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.

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Pun of the Day

05/21/2025 · No comments

When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.

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Pun of the Day

05/02/2025 · No comments

I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.

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Pun of the Day

12/29/2024 · No comments

When you drink too much tropical drinks with coke in them? Peein’ a cola, duh.

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Pun of the Day

11/13/2024 · No comments

The people of Sommelier are wine-ing about the War on Terroir. They’ve reached a new Merlot. Personally, I no grigio with them: it’s just sour grapes, with no rhyme or Riesling. What’s the Gewürtz that can happen? 

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Pun of the Day

08/22/2024 · No comments

The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.

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Pun of the Day

05/16/2024 · No comments

Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.

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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/18/2024 · No comments

When I was a tea nageur I swam in orange pekoe.

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