If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.
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Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.
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Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.
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Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
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Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
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Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.
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If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?
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The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.
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I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’. Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince.