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Pun of the Day

08/03/2026 · No comments

If you’re crazy enough to do research on apple juice, I’d urge you to recon cider.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags apple juice, drinks, fruit, random, research Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/29/2026 · No comments

French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.

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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/23/2026 · No comments

Which fruit must be courted traditionally? Cantaloupe.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags dating, food, fruit, marriage, random, romanc Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/05/2026 · No comments

Which food cures constipation? A: Mangos.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bodily functions, constipation, food and drink, fruit Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/22/2025 · No comments

Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags agriculture, farming, fruit, genetics Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/23/2025 · 3 comments

Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags canada, current events, fruit, politics, world leaders 3 Comments
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/22/2025 · No comments

Puns about fruit are banned as ‘ates peach‘. They pit the stoners against the fuzz.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags food, fruit, hate speech, peaches, social justice Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/26/2025 · No comments

If I tell you I’m afraid of apple orchards, will you tell me to grow a pear?

Categories Pun of the Day Tags agriculture, apples, fear, food and drink, fruit, pears Leave a comment
(9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/20/2025 · No comments

The day after eating large quantities of superfruits, I let out açai.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bodily functions, food and drink, fruit, poo jokes Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/07/2024 · No comments

I made a rousing speech about pickled fruits that start with ‘Q’.  Far and wide I became known for my grand dill o’ quince.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags food and drink, fruit, speeches Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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