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Pun of the Day

06/29/2026 · No comments

French hunters love grapefruit. It’s what lets them pump le moose.

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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/12/2025 · No comments

A thirsty Frenchman is still quite soif.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/17/2025 · No comments

Mr. T has no patience for beady-eyed French lunatics. As he says himself, “Oeil petit des foux”

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(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/24/2025 · No comments

My birthday is over. It’s a fete accompli.

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/13/2024 · No comments

The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.

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Pun of the Day

06/12/2023

What constitutes a big breakfast? Well, in France, an egg is an oeuf to eat.

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Pun of the Day

05/03/2023 · 2 comments

Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anatomy, castration, eunuchs, french, language, proverbs 2 Comments
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/05/2022 · No comments

I am a professional flatulence-connoisseur. I enjoy fartisan whines. I am, as the French say, a smmelier.

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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/22/2021 · No comments

Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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