Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
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farts
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To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
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Shakespeare’s play about surprisingly fragrant flatulence, aka All Smells that End Well.
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A farting, spinning ungulate is the sign of a gnu whirled odor.
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Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
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Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.
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If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
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I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.
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Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
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A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.