Anyone who can fart on command belongs in an insta toot.
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farts
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The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
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A fat man’s flatulence is truly flabber gas sting.
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Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
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I began owning up to my flatulence, after eating a frank-farter.
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Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
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Sun Tzu’s critically panned sequel to his masterpiece, aka The Fart of Whore.
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A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
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The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
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Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.