Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
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immigration
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Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
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Despite sometimes broken English, many immigrants live a half fluent lifestyle.
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Official immigration policy is that newcomers should light their farts. This encourages ass immolation.
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Illegal Scandinavian immigrants aka artificial Swedeners. Immigration to Scandinavia is Oslo process, but there’s Norway around it. Don’t try to sneak in unless you can a fjord to pay off some skerry-looking folks.
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Whenever I leave the country people say I emigrate guy.