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Pun of the Day

02/24/2026

Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags border wall, immigration, mexico, walmart
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/11/2025 · No comments

Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.

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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/30/2025

I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags death, martyrdom, shopping, walmart
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/28/2025 · No comments

The spread of Walmart is like a plague of low-costs.

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(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/27/2022

Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags business, Gordon Gecko, greed, movie characters, movies, wall street, walmart
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Pun of the Day

02/02/2022 · No comments

Someone who gets run over at a Black Friday sale: Wal-Martyr.

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(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/30/2021 · No comments

The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags hindi, india, languages, occupations, walmart Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)

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