I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
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What does a Hispanic cow say?
“Moo chews grass yes!”
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Where will Trump get his border fence? A: Walmart.
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The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.
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Dracula’s existence was proven by vampirical studies. Where does he live? South of the border, in Necksucko.
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The Central American economy … What Mexico?
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Do robots like to eat Tech-mech food?
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Say Hi to @Miyesh, of Mexico City, a multilingual punster who rocked the whiteboard all the way from Wanna what, Oh (Guanajuato), Mexico. Follow her on Twitter. Full Punshine Profile to come!
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Mexican border wall? We taco fence to that.