So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
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animals
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Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.
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I was looking for a place to roost, so I went to the poultry hotel to chick inn. The guy at front desk was a bad egg (he called me a pecker!) but despite his unpheasantness I didn’t fly the coop: after all, it was only hen bok-boks a night. ‘Only hen clucks,’ I thought. I agreed to the feed, and was given free range of the place.
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The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
Lots more Puns on Demand requests filled today!
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It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.
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Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.
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NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
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In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
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A hoarse horse can canter but can’t cantor.
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What do you call an octopus with no arms?
An octogon!