Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
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Which famous animal behoofiourist mooonlighted as a cowhide tanner?
BF Skinner.
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Unnamed rodents are anonymouse.
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They says there’s not much to do in tiny European republics, but I suckled almost a dozen pigs in Lichtenswine!
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I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.
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Allahphants are God’s creatures.
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So many farm animals are shamefully raised in holes, under cow pitalism.
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Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.
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I was looking for a place to roost, so I went to the poultry hotel to chick inn. The guy at front desk was a bad egg (he called me a pecker!) but despite his unpheasantness I didn’t fly the coop: after all, it was only hen bok-boks a night. ‘Only hen clucks,’ I thought. I agreed to the feed, and was given free range of the place.
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The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
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It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.