Pun of the Day

10/11/2026

Allahphants are God’s creatures.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/04/2020 No comments

I dreamed I was a pachyderm. I guess it was just elephantasy, and maybe I was trunk, but many a long ear passed by, and I still have the tusky odors from when I got herd pees.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)