dreams

Pun of the Day

06/18/2024

I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/30/2023 1 comment

I dreamed I was an amputee. I don’t know how those no shins got in my head.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/04/2020 No comments

I dreamed I was a pachyderm. I guess it was just elephantasy, and maybe I was trunk, but many a long ear passed by, and I still have the tusky odors from when I got herd pees.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/06/2018

In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)