Smiling can be difficult. It involves rearranging your basic frowndations.
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Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.
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The mattress thief was cot in the act… bed-handed.
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I stuck my leg in an air duct. It’s my most recent in-vent shin.
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I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.
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Let us not speak of my failure to open a jar. After all, I have pried.
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Some noises just happen onomatically.
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I tried to stop being bad at everything. But I was unsuck-sessful.
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Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
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The disorganized Pride parade planner had a bit of a wandering gays.