Pun of the Day

11/16/2015 No comments

I was a rusted for leaving metal out in the rain. I didn’t mean to; it was an oxy date.

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Pun of the Day

11/14/2005 No comments

During the government enumeration process, there was an old woman who kept handing out pie. She said, “It’s a treat for the census!”

(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)