When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
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Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.
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I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
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My quest to make money selling pants is income pleat.
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Gossips are fun people, pry merrily.
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Was Picasso into wedgies?
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Kissing butt isn’t so bad. You have to consider all ass pecks.
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Anyone who mentions their friend Wanda all the time, has a Wanda-mentional personality.