I drink a lot, on Thursdays.
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drinking
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Our nation’s prosperity depends on alcoholic chickens: they are the hen gins of the economy.
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Free booze for life? You’ve just won the blottory!
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Too cold to drink? Have a mojito.
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Drinking caffeine late at night could impregnate you! By artificial insomniation.
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My friend from Manila is a drunken wino. He’s always Filipino noir.
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True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
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Have you ever seen drunk rabbits on stage? It’s a very hop-erratic performance.
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I always get drunk on my birth daze.
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The secret ingredient in Red Bull: Minotaurine.