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I drink a lot, on Thursdays.

07/25/2026 · The Pun Gents

I drink a lot, on Thursdays.

Tagged: days of the week, drinking, food and drink, water

Categories Pun of the Day Tags days of the week, drinking, food and drink, water

In Norway they enjoy Viking to work.

We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal? “Urethra! I’ve found it!”

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gary hallock

06/06/2012 at 6:59 AM

I was a Friday you might say something like that.
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