Drinking salt water makes you crazy. You’ll end up like Frank Costanza: “Salinity now! Salinity now!”
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Water slides are like reproductive organs, aka fall-open tubes.
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Can ice cube trays be improved? You’ll have to undertake a freezability study.
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I drink a lot, on Thursdays.
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I hate watering the lawn. It really irrigates me.
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Do irrigation systems work? Yes, moist of the time.
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You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”
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I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.
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What’s wrong with tap water? Bottled water is an unnecessary aqua-sition.
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Perrier: a Canadian fencer’s drink of choice.