Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Tying a sheepshank is plain knots if you ask me.
Pun of the Day
I’m addicted to drinking saltwater. Giving it up will be no smooth saline.
Pun of the Day
Vacations were cheaper before steamships, because cruises were always on sail.
Pun of the Day
Navy officers tend to behave admiralbly.
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If you’re at sea and want to hold an election, you have to cast your ballast.
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A pirate ship is assailing vessel.
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A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.
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My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.